Once upon a time, I watched a documentary on Netflix at my friend’s house about a performance series that turns your childhood journals into a ten-minute comedy sketch, and my friend said, “Excuse me, but you have to do this.” Thus began my journey with a one-hundred pound rolling suitcase to Gowanus, Brooklyn, where I met with three producers who were horrified by the enormity of my journal collection. I have appeared in the MORTIFIED performance at the Littlefield theater twice, and am now on their podcast. Check out episode 32 to hear about my child self’s undying love for Prince Harry.